The Beamtown Bullies – Jund Graveyard Chaos Commander Deck

The Beamtown Bullies don’t just reanimate creatures.

They make them someone else’s problem.

This deck turns your graveyard into a weapon, filling it with strange, dangerous, and high-impact creatures that can be handed to opponents at exactly the wrong time. Instead of bringing creatures back for yourself, The Beamtown Bullies force an opponent to take one from your graveyard, attack with it, and deal with the consequences.

What starts as a graveyard value deck quickly becomes a chaotic political nightmare where every creature in your graveyard could completely change the game.

Once The Beamtown Bullies are online, opponents have to think carefully about whose turn it is, what is sitting in your graveyard, and what disaster you might hand them next.

Deck Strategy

This deck focuses on filling your graveyard, choosing the right creature for the right opponent, and turning the table against itself.

The Beamtown Bullies let you give a nonlegendary creature from your graveyard to an opponent whose turn it is. That creature gains haste, is goaded, and gets exiled at the beginning of the next end step, which means your graveyard becomes a toolbox of temporary threats, political leverage, and nasty surprises.

The goal is simple:

Load your graveyard, pick the worst possible gift, and force opponents into uncomfortable attacks.

Some creatures create chaos. Some punish the player who receives them. Others become massive temporary attackers that pressure the rest of the table. With Jund ramp, removal, graveyard setup, and sacrifice-style value, the deck can play politically while still threatening explosive, game-changing turns.

The deck wins by weaponizing the graveyard, forcing bad decisions, and using opponents’ combat steps to push the table toward collapse.

Left unchecked, The Beamtown Bullies turn every graveyard into a loaded weapon and every opponent’s turn into a potential disaster.

What You’ll Love

• Unique Jund graveyard gameplay
• Chaotic political decision-making
• Giving opponents creatures they may regret receiving
• Goaded attacks that stir up the whole table
• Graveyard setup, recursion, and explosive creature-based payoffs
• A salty, memorable deck that creates wild Commander stories

What’s Included

• 100-card Commander deck
• The Beamtown Bullies as the commander
• Premium deck box
• Pack of premium card sleeves
• Required tokens where applicable
• Ready to play right out of the box

*Deck lists are continuously refined as new sets release and the format evolves, ensuring you always receive an optimized and up-to-date build.

*Printings of cards may vary depending on availability.