{"product_id":"the-beamtown-bullies-jund-graveyard-chaos-commander-deck","title":"The Beamtown Bullies – Jund Graveyard Chaos Commander Deck","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:47703350-a114-4cd2-a5af-cd6893b03ef9-5\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:47703350-a114-4cd2-a5af-cd6893b03ef9-5\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:47703350-a114-4cd2-a5af-cd6893b03ef9-5\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-12\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"90f94c0c-d533-4d2c-802f-6d99870ec485\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5-thinking\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"69\" data-end=\"136\"\u003eThe Beamtown Bullies don’t just reanimate creatures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eThey make them someone else’s problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eThis deck turns your graveyard into a weapon, filling it with strange, dangerous, and high-impact creatures that can be handed to opponents at exactly the wrong time. Instead of bringing creatures back for yourself, The Beamtown Bullies force an opponent to take one from your graveyard, attack with it, and deal with the consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eWhat starts as a graveyard value deck quickly becomes a chaotic political nightmare where every creature in your graveyard could completely change the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eOnce The Beamtown Bullies are online, opponents have to think carefully about whose turn it is, what is sitting in your graveyard, and what disaster you might hand them next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"862\"\u003eDeck Strategy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"998\"\u003eThis deck focuses on filling your graveyard, choosing the right creature for the right opponent, and turning the table against itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eThe Beamtown Bullies let you give a nonlegendary creature from your graveyard to an opponent whose turn it is. That creature gains haste, is goaded, and gets exiled at the beginning of the next end step, which means your graveyard becomes a toolbox of temporary threats, political leverage, and nasty surprises. \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1370\"\u003eThe goal is simple:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1372\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003eLoad your graveyard, pick the worst possible gift, and force opponents into uncomfortable attacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1776\"\u003eSome creatures create chaos. Some punish the player who receives them. Others become massive temporary attackers that pressure the rest of the table. With Jund ramp, removal, graveyard setup, and sacrifice-style value, the deck can play politically while still threatening explosive, game-changing turns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1778\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003eThe deck wins by weaponizing the graveyard, forcing bad decisions, and using opponents’ combat steps to push the table toward collapse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1915\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003eLeft unchecked, The Beamtown Bullies turn every graveyard into a loaded weapon and every opponent’s turn into a potential disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2048\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eWhat You’ll Love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2376\"\u003e• Unique Jund graveyard gameplay\u003cbr data-start=\"2098\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003e• Chaotic political decision-making\u003cbr data-start=\"2136\" data-end=\"2139\"\u003e• Giving opponents creatures they may regret receiving\u003cbr data-start=\"2193\" data-end=\"2196\"\u003e• Goaded attacks that stir up the whole table\u003cbr data-start=\"2241\" data-end=\"2244\"\u003e• Graveyard setup, recursion, and explosive creature-based payoffs\u003cbr data-start=\"2310\" data-end=\"2313\"\u003e• A salty, memorable deck that creates wild Commander stories\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2393\"\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2594\"\u003e• 100-card Commander deck\u003cbr data-start=\"2420\" data-end=\"2423\"\u003e• The Beamtown Bullies as the commander\u003cbr data-start=\"2462\" data-end=\"2465\"\u003e• Premium deck box\u003cbr data-start=\"2483\" data-end=\"2486\"\u003e• Pack of premium card sleeves\u003cbr data-start=\"2516\" data-end=\"2519\"\u003e• Required tokens where applicable\u003cbr data-start=\"2553\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003e• Ready to play right out of the box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2596\" data-end=\"2739\"\u003e*Deck lists are continuously refined as new sets release and the format evolves, ensuring you always receive an optimized and up-to-date build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2796\"\u003e*Printings of cards may vary depending on availability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Main Phase","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42461673685067,"sku":"MP-CD-BB-V1","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0649\/7435\/6555\/files\/Beamtown_Bullies_Transparent_1.png?v=1786385564","url":"https:\/\/mainphase.com\/products\/the-beamtown-bullies-jund-graveyard-chaos-commander-deck","provider":"Main Phase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}